Okay, Mario. Whatever you-a say.

Whenever I see bk's avatar it makesa me think I have a voicemail message

Some say, the legends of legends of legends of the sparkling water is still told by the masses via MEMES and AI driven social media outlets.

You know, sparkling water is just a byproduct of a mass coverup. The real sparkling water was killed many years ago, off in a tanker on an offshore plant based in the Seychelles.

Yes mr President he never suspected that sparkling water was actually naturally occuring

You got the domiant sparking water genes, I got the flawed Coke Zero genes!

Superior genetics and all that Kojima stuff

Guess I must have the "quinine tastes delicious" gene

Omg Jason, as if you can say tonic water bangs and then try and come for sparkling water. What is wrong with you?!

Actually lets be real, the vibe of sparkling water is being opened once, left in your nan's car and going warm and flat, only for you to accidentally take a full gulp and instantly wretch.

Sparkling water? Trash.

Indian Tonic Water bangs, Still Water is unbeatable and perfect.

Roger...you're one of the good ones, bro

I like sparkling water, unfortunately I do drink them too frequently as well

Deviants need to give their poor choices fancy names.

why is it called sparkling water, that name is totally inaccurate. it doesnt sparkle it bubbles smh

And unfortunately that is why a pleb is what you shall remain

I don't think the word plebs should apply to those who prefer their water not resembling effervescent denture cleaning fluid.

Inb4 the pleb squad come in to call sparkling water disgusting

You not into sparkling water, Roger?