You scared him off, bk!

New member? Welcome Decoy!

Hey Decoy, on MGF we tend to post an intro topic in "Member Announcements"!

hello! i'm brand-new to MGF and forums in general- is there a "new member introduction" or "welcome" thread i should post in?

Beds are for the weak. We got the floor and rocks for pillows. You kids these days are too soft.

Should probably go to bed init

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You have a crown as a voicemail message? What important people you a talkin to, Shyne?

Okay, Mario. Whatever you-a say.

Whenever I see bk's avatar it makesa me think I have a voicemail message

Some say, the legends of legends of legends of the sparkling water is still told by the masses via MEMES and AI driven social media outlets.

You know, sparkling water is just a byproduct of a mass coverup. The real sparkling water was killed many years ago, off in a tanker on an offshore plant based in the Seychelles.

Yes mr President he never suspected that sparkling water was actually naturally occuring

You got the domiant sparking water genes, I got the flawed Coke Zero genes!

Superior genetics and all that Kojima stuff

Guess I must have the "quinine tastes delicious" gene

Omg Jason, as if you can say tonic water bangs and then try and come for sparkling water. What is wrong with you?!

Actually lets be real, the vibe of sparkling water is being opened once, left in your nan's car and going warm and flat, only for you to accidentally take a full gulp and instantly wretch.

Sparkling water? Trash.