* Jassassino had to go shit at the local park's public toilets this morning because his bog has broken (and is in an extremely bad mood)
TomRL101 Wrote:You're not S̵̢̨̻̜̣̥͔͇̻̥̩̖̫̟̞̤̻̏̊ͅC̵̡̧̢̼̩̬͇̫̱̮̹̭͔͍̰̼̱͆̀̓́͜͜͜͜ͅͅǍ̸̢̧̝̞̞̱͔̠̯͈̯̅̒͗̉̓̔̋̏̂̓̒̄̊͐̎͘͘͠R̶̨͖̹͓̠̦̖͎͖̙̗̰̣͕̠̺̗̥̗͋͜Y̵̨̧̧̩͉̣̦̮̰̭̰͔̥͓͕̩̞̘̯͚̪̲͆̅̓̿̾̆̀͑̏̓̃̂̎̓̃̽̈͒́͋̈̀̋̓͆͑̕̚̚͜͝͝ enough to talk to me. Please stop.
* Roger woke up this day with coyotes attempting to jump over his fence. Roger had hoped one would get caught and die a miserable death yet none were able to hop over.