Caption Quote Contest #13: MC Vol.2

[Maxine Work]

It's a Monday! But not just any Monday...it's the Monday that marks one month to go until the Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol. 2! 

I thought a Caption Quote Contest was in order, but to mark the occasion this isn't an ordinary Caption Quote Contest...for this Caption you will have to make the same choice you'll be making on August 27th: Guns of the Patriots or Peace Walker? Or bonus game Ghost Babel!?

#1 MGS4:


#2 MGS:PW:


#3 MG:GB:

Simply state which game you're choosing to caption in your post, with your caption below! A poll to vote for your favourites will be posted at the end of next week! 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners will be decided once voting ends.
I look forward to reading your entries!

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And now it's time to announce the winner of CQC #12! @Dirty Duck takes first once again with three votes, moving him up the ranks to dethrone our very own black king and claim the #1 spot on the leaderboards! But for how long?

Gentle reminder that votes for your own entries won't be counted!

Leaderboards:

Placement	Member	Wins	Total Votes
1st Place	Dirty Duck	5	14
2nd Place	black king	4	12
3rd Place	Shyne-Bryght	4	11
4th Place	starschwar	3	13
5th Place	Null	1	5

[starschwar]

Peace Walker: "I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't."

[Shyne-Bryght]

#1 - MGS4

"Snake, you're amazing. I heard of an olden times tale of an adventurer who got shot with an arrow in the knee and it completely halted his missions. You've been stuck with the blunt end of a combat knife and it hasn't slowed you down one bit!"

[Dirty Duck]

Snake thought his new OctoCamo meant he could relieve himself on the battlefield without risk of being discovered...until he heard the guard say "what was that smell?!"

[black king]

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And now it's time to announce the winner of CQC #12! @Dirty Duck takes first once again with three votes, moving him up the ranks to dethrone our very own black king and claim the #1 spot on the leaderboards!

[Roger]

MGS4

"... Otacon, I told you keeping the hair grey would help with the camouflage."

[Mild-Dog]

MGS4

"Snake, do you know how much it's gonna cost to repair that statue!? ...Haha, next to nothing actually, AI and 3D printing put all the sculptors out of a job."

*Snake shakes his head in disappointment*

[Sunless_Heaven]

#2 MGS:PW:

"Kaz... That day on the beach... Was what we had real?"

[async]

MGS 4:
My neighbour patiently waiting for me to watch the first 74 minutes of the 75-minute long MGS4 cutscene before he cuts my electricity wire (he's been doing this for the last 13 days)

[Jassassino]

MGS:PW:

"No, Boss, NO! Look at me when I talk to you, look at me. Now, did you or did you not misgender Chico?"