MGF's Official Rant Thread

[Dirty Duck]

Irn Bru needs to stop trying to make other flavours. It's an institution of a drink and its attempts to branch out actually embarrass the brand. Ice cream? Cream soda? Bubblegum? Some wackos say Irn Bru tastes like these things anyway so why release a flavour of something you already taste like? You don't see Dr Pepper releasing a marzipan flavour.

Yes Vanilla Coke exists. But it's an exception to the rule and even then I'm not convinced by it.

When did sodas stop being allowed to just be a taste of their own and instead start constantly chasing quantifiable flavours? Just be your own thing, you don't have to taste like a cherry all the time.