The Official (Unofficial) Whamageddon Competition Thread

[NateDog]

Two murders in the space of a few hours?

[Jassassino]

Damn lmao looks like this could be a very short Battle Royale

[Agent]

Time of death: 04/12/2025 14:00
Cause: BBC Radio 2

[Jassassino]

Rest in peace sweet angel monkey

[Wayno]

Spoiler:

Not how I wanted to start my weekend.

[Jassassino]

4/11 now brutally murdered by the forces of Hell in this unholy Whamageddon.

[NateDog]

- Walk into department store that has Christmas music playing inside and outside
- "Huh I've had to come in here 5 times this week and haven't heard it ye-"

[Jassassino]

Time of death: 22:43, Friday 5th December.

Cause of death: my girlfriend doomscrolling in bed whilst I was relaxing.

[Dirty Duck]

Time of death: 22:43, Friday 5th December.

Cause of death: my girlfriend doomscrolling in bed whilst I was relaxing.

Send all their presents back and just buy them some headphones

[tr0nic]

I'm still up in this ho. Watch me crank that, watch me roll (not go out in public much because it's fuckin cold)