Okay I didn't want page 100 to see this but at approximately 19:05 I had one of my worst train shitting experiences ever. I'm going to spoiler in case you're not in the place or headspace to let morbid curiosity get the better of you.
tw shit n piss:
I get on the train at Chester heading to Crewe. I've needed a toilet since the previous train in my journey but I thought I'd wait until this one for whatever reason. It's a Transport for Wales train. I've shat on many trains in my time (never out of a strong desire to do so) but have no memory of this happening before: I sat down at a pretty normal position on the loo, and to my displeasure my penis touched the bowl. It's cold out so I'm as flaccid as is humanly possible and I don't have an abnormally sized penis or anything-this shouldn't be happening. I'm grossed out but I'm like, "okay, I guess I chose wrong on the optimal sitting position" and move back a bit. That would have been the end of it. I'd have just moved on. Except when I start shitting I find that there is nowhere for it to go. It is immediately pressed against the back of the bowl still connected to its point of origin. I'm like, "fuck! Wrong distance on the seat, AGAIN!" And move forward...but then my dick is pressing the bowl again! I'm trying to think fast because the shit has to come so I hold my own penis out of the toilet bowl like a mother cat that grabs its misbehaving kitten by the scruff of its neck. All seems fine for a second, besides the absurdity of holding my dick to have a shit. The important thing is my penis is liberated from the icy touch of the metal bowl. My shit has ample room to do its thing. But the whole lurid affair had left me like a deer in headlights. The shit wasn't coming. I took a look at the mental dashboard and weighed up how much I felt I needed a piss..."Not at all!" I thought-and so I strained.
WRONG
Piss started to flow but before too much of it could go anywhere I skidded backwards-in more ways than one. The shit started to flow again, too far back. I once again thought fast and assumed a style of shitting I was exposed to in China...I stood up slightly. Strangely, just before going to the toilet I had thought to myself: isn't it strange how here we find the squatting weird and unhygienic, but many Chinese find the ass-to-seat method the unhygienic choice? In the present: I finished what I had set out to do. Thankfully, despite my ordeal, the seat came out of it better than many I see out in the wild. The bowl not so much. I was glad to have chanced upon one of the few well stocked train toilets because I then spent an embarrassingly long amount of time wiping myself and returning the toilet to a state I'd want to find it in. There was someone waiting outside and the ticket person also clearly thought I was fare dodging. I will not be fielding any questions. I appreciate your understanding at this time.
(Yesterday, 10:22 PM)Dirty Duck Wrote: Okay I didn't want page 100 to see this but at approximately 19:05 I had one of my worst train shitting experiences ever. I'm going to spoiler in case you're not in the place or headspace to let morbid curiosity get the better of you.
tw shit n piss:
I get on the train at Chester heading to Crewe. I've needed a toilet since the previous train in my journey but I thought I'd wait until this one for whatever reason. It's a Transport for Wales train. I've shat on many trains in my time (never out of a strong desire to do so) but have no memory of this happening before: I sat down at a pretty normal position on the loo, and to my displeasure my penis touched the bowl. It's cold out so I'm as flaccid as is humanly possible and I don't have an abnormally sized penis or anything-this shouldn't be happening. I'm grossed out but I'm like, "okay, I guess I chose wrong on the optimal sitting position" and move back a bit. That would have been the end of it. I'd have just moved on. Except when I start shitting I find that there is nowhere for it to go. It is immediately pressed against the back of the bowl still connected to its point of origin. I'm like, "fuck! Wrong distance on the seat, AGAIN!" And move forward...but then my dick is pressing the bowl again! I'm trying to think fast because the shit has to come so I hold my own penis out of the toilet bowl like a mother cat that grabs its misbehaving kitten by the scruff of its neck. All seems fine for a second, besides the absurdity of holding my dick to have a shit. The important thing is my penis is liberated from the icy touch of the metal bowl. My shit has ample room to do its thing. But the whole lurid affair had left me like a deer in headlights. The shit wasn't coming. I took a look at the mental dashboard and weighed up how much I felt I needed a piss..."Not at all!" I thought-and so I strained.
WRONG
Piss started to flow but before too much of it could go anywhere I skidded backwards-in more ways than one. The shit started to flow again, too far back. I once again thought fast and assumed a style of shitting I was exposed to in China...I stood up slightly. Strangely, just before going to the toilet I had thought to myself: isn't it strange how here we find the squatting weird and unhygienic, but many Chinese find the ass-to-seat method the unhygienic choice? In the present: I finished what I had set out to do. Thankfully, despite my ordeal, the seat came out of it better than many I see out in the wild. The bowl not so much. I was glad to have chanced upon one of the few well stocked train toilets because I then spent an embarrassingly long amount of time wiping myself and returning the toilet to a state I'd want to find it in. There was someone waiting outside and the ticket person also clearly thought I was fare dodging. I will not be fielding any questions. I appreciate your understanding at this time.
I can't believe you shit all over your massive dong, what a story. Had a fucking disgusting story regarding transport and natural needs too although not as horrific.
Spoiler:
I was getting a heart test yesterday and was told I had to fast and drink a litre of water in the morning. I only got into bed at 3AM the night before after work and was up at 8 for a bus at 9.30 that takes 3hrs to get me to work. Now I'm well used to holding it. On a number of occasions I've gone to see 3hr+ movies and gone maybe an hour before it and waited until 2 hours after it finishes to go when I get home. But I avoid actively drinking if I can. Here though I has had to rush the water into me before it. It got to maybe 1.5hrs in and the need to go was getting really bad. I held it in for so long and had never felt that sensation or pain before. (Just to clarify these buses have no toilets.) I was already late for work and didn't know what to do, wanted to get off but all the stops were in the middle of nowhere on big roads so there was nowhere to go. I somehow managed to hold it until I got to a train station a few mins before work (about 2.5hrs in on the journey) and somehow made it. I swear I must have done damage to my bladder from it and especially when I got off I was sure I was going to piss myself just from stepping into the station. Took me about 2 full minutes to go. Never ever again.
Had to hold in a piss for so long once that a passenger on the tube asked if I need a paracetamol I was that visibly pained. Got off, ran across a main road once we reached our destination station and pissed up the wall of a house. I cannot describe how excruciatingly painful holding that in was, I am deeply surprised the Hammersmith and City line didn't see a fully grown man lay unconscious on the floor that evening lying in a deep puddle of piss.
TomRL101 Wrote:You're not smart enough to talk to me. Please stop.
I remember I had to pee really badly once but had to hold it. I was in a residential neighborhood and was meeting some friends at a park. Figured I'd pee when I got there but the park's bathrooms were locked. So I had to excuse myself to find a place to pee and their were only private houses but thought I'd been saved when I found a corner convenience store but no public bathroom and they had closed half an hour ago.
I eventually found a gas station (not my first choice) to pee and...my word I peed for over two straight minutes I think after driving about 8 blocks. That feeling was agony. Haven't felt like that since thankfully.
Another incident that didn't involve me was at the Walmart bathroom. Went in to pee before I did some shopping and walking into the men's room...my God the smell. It was so repulsive and strong and my nose was screaming at me to get out. I never wound up peeing because my eyes were watering before I could even get to the urinal. I noticed there was no one else in there but whoever defecated in that bathroom left something positively inhuman in that toilet.
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