Caption Quote Contest #3

[Maxine Work]

Hello everyone, it's once again time for another Caption Quote Contest!

CQC #3's image is actually a submission from one of our members! They've challenged us to come up with a more entertaining caption than the game's real dialogue-no small feat! Thank you very much to @starschwar.


Post your entries below! A poll to vote for your favourites will be posted at the end of next week! 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners will be decided once voting ends.

I look forward to reading your entries!

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I'd also like to take the time to announce the winners of CQC #2! Congratulations to @Dirty Duck for placing first with 3 votes, and to @starschwar for placing a close second with 2 votes.

Leaderboards:

Placement	Member	Wins	Total Votes
1st Place	Null	1	3
1st Place	Dirty Duck	1	3
2nd Place	Wayno	0	2
2nd Place	starschwar	0	2
3rd Place	black king	0	1

[starschwar]

Thank you so much for using my screenshot! I will respectfully refrain from participating in this one. But I expect some good material, folks!

[Jassassino]

Me looking at a (big) crocodile taking a bribe:

[Dirty Duck]

"The term's 'scalies', Granin"
"Scale what?"
"An offset of furries, who prefer the reptile family. If I'm being called 'Snake' anyway, why not embrace the community?"
"...I need another drink."

[Null]

Look, we’re all looking for the Crocodile that did this

[Shyne-Bryght]

"This is what ultimate stealth looks like, until you're prone in a vent shaft and need to turn around...."

[black king]

"The Major told me my mission was to kill The Boss and make it snappy"

[Maxine Work]

Last day to enter, snap up the chance before it's too late!

[Maxine Work]

Thank you everyone for your entries! A poll has been added to the top of the thread so please take the time to cast your vote for your favourite caption. The poll will remain open until next Monday after which the winner will be announced!

[Maxine Work]

Voting ends tomorrow, last chance to cast yours if you haven’t already!