Caption Quote Contest #10: MGS4

[Maxine Work]

And if you can believe it, it is Monday once again! Time for another Caption Quote Contest!

Our image this time is from a game that everyone's talking about lately-it's Metal Gear Solid 4!



Post your entries below! A poll to vote for your favourites will be posted at the end of next week! 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners will be decided once voting ends.

I look forward to reading your entries!

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And now it's time to announce the winner of CQC #9! The king stays on top as @black king wins with 2 votes, while @Null, @starschwar, and @Shyne-Bryght follow closely with a single vote each. Well done everyone!

Leaderboards:

Placement	Member	Wins	Total Votes
1st Place	black king	4	12
2nd Place	Shyne-Bryght	3	9
3rd Place	Dirty Duck	3	7
4th Place	starschwar	2	10
5th Place	Null	1	4

[starschwar]

"Otacon, it's 2014. Wouldn't a DualShock 4 have been a better choice?"

"Sorry, Snake. But I told you, the Mark II uses the Cell Processor. By my estimates, we won't be able to fully emulate it on newer hardware for another twelve years!"

"No backwards compatibility? I don't believe it. They'll add that in soon. They wouldn't keep us waiting."

[Shyne-Bryght]

"The shoulder buttons have been shortened down for faster triggering, the Start button is raised to enable rapid tactical pausing.
Every button and the thumb twiddlies have been cross hatched for a steady grip and non-slip tactile feel.
The frame around the grips has been reinforced to prevent creaking and unwanted noise when things get tense.
Wireless operation and an enhanced lithium-ion power cell to handle long operations in the field.
This entire rig is custom built for top tier operation. Where'd you get something like this?"

"Temu, Snake."

[starschwar]

"The shoulder buttons have been shortened down for faster triggering, the Start button is raised to enable rapid tactical pausing.
Every button and the thumb twiddlies have been cross hatched for a steady grip and non-slip tactile feel.
The frame around the grips has been reinforced to prevent creaking and unwanted noise when things get tense.
Wireless operation and an enhanced lithium-ion power cell to handle long operations in the field.
This entire rig is custom built for top tier operation. Where'd you get something like this?"

"Temu, Snake."

I seriously considered doing a variation of the 1911 geek-out. Nicely done.

[starschwar]

Note that the "MGS4 Caption Contest underway, click to enter!" banner currently links to the previous quote contest.

[black king]

"Snake, you need to plug the controller into port 2!"

[starschwar]

"Snake, you need to plug the controller into port 2!"

[Dirty Duck]

"Really, Snake? Dead or Alive?"

"...it has some very compelling fighting mechanics."

[Maxine Work]

Thank you everyone for your entries! A poll has been added to the top of the thread so please take the time to cast your vote for your favourite caption.

[DANMATUS]

“He doesn’t know I’ve already named him.”

“This is either advanced enemy tech… or someone lost their pet.”

“Do I neutralize it… or adopt it?”