MGF Mafia 3: The Woodsboro Murders

[Agent]

Gibbs and bb88 come back just as there's a killer about? Kinda sus.

[bigboss88]

Gibbs and bb88 come back just as there's a killer about? Kinda sus.

First of all, I MISSED YOU, MAN! 🌹

Now, let’s get this straight. You’re about to randomly lynch me based on me finally finding my way back?! 

Also, there’s something really bugging me. You’d expect someone who’s as anxious as Aragorn to play the game to post like crazy here. Instead, he’s laying low?! 🤔 I mean I quote “There’s no world where I’m not in”. Suddenly, not a single post. It isn’t like him to be honest. 🤔

[Jassassino]

Aragorn is clearly too busy in his trailer binge watching horror films to prepare for the worst!

[starschwar]

Murders? That I'm indifferent about. Prank calls which disrupt my flow, my working day, my life and my job? That's too far. We have to catch this prank calling son of a gun.

This isn't the first time a town has been tormented this way.  No, I don't mean - that thing last year, obviously.  Somewhere else.  You have no idea how long it took to download this, even on a 56k modem.  And you all owe me for the CD-Rs I used to burn copies.  But maybe this will help us?


(Seriously though, NSFW language and so on in here.  But it is a masterpiece!)

[Null]

I have half a mind to lynch Aragorn just for his inconsistency

[Mr. Tibbs]

I mean, not to be a stickler but the rules do say to lynch Aragorn

[Roger]

Rules are meant to be broken or some moniker like that I bet. If the rules said to jump off a bridge, woulja?