Caption Quote Contest #2

[Maxine Work]

Hello everyone, it's time for another Caption Quote Contest!

Since CQC #1 we've had a new Metal Gear game released! (Perhaps "new" is pushing it?) So to mark the occasion this time around our image is from MGSΔ:



Post your entries below! A poll to vote for your favourites will be posted at the end of next week! 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners will be decided once voting ends.

I look forward to reading your entries!

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I'd also like to take the time to announce the winners of CQC #1! Congratulations to @Null who placed first with 50% of votes, while @Wayno followed close behind in second, and @black king took third place. 

Leaderboards:

Placement	Member	Wins	Total Votes
1st Place	Null	1	3
2nd Place	Wayno	0	2
3rd Place	black king	0	1

[Jassassino]

To be read in the voice of Stan Smith and Roger:
"There's only three things in life worse than being arrested for a DUI - Driving, being sober and being fully clothed."
"What about the wife?"
"There's only four things in life worse than..."

[NateDog]

"I just had the craziest dream..."

[Dirty Duck]

"You can't be serious...diarrhoea is...hereditary?"
"Yep. It runs in your jeans."

[starschwar]

"Snake, don't blame me. Blame the reviewers. They all said they wanted, 'Sixty frames per second, locked.' We're halfway there, now!"

[Maxine Work]

Final call for entries! No need to be so coy, it’s only a caption!

[starschwar]

No need to be so coy

"Koi fish? But how do they taste?!"

[Maxine Work]

Thank you everyone for your entries! A poll has been added to the top of the thread so please take the time to cast your vote for your favourite caption. The poll will remain open until next Monday after which the winner will be announced!

[Maxine Work]

Voting ends tomorrow, last chance to cast yours if you haven’t already!