MGF Mafia I: Murders & Executions

[starschwar]

Whoever it was that caused the commotion at McDonalds was a mastermind. Corn Syrup. The con of the century. Brilliant, really. First, they change Coca-Cola's time-honored recipe (well, after removing the narcotic). It tastes terrible, business tanks. Outrage grows. Then they bring back the "classic" version. Of course, it isn't the real deal. They swapped out cane sugar for corn syrup. But it tastes closer to the real thing than the interim New Coke. Close enough to fool most people.

The exact same tactic worked on me. That Null fellow was Coke Classic. The real killer was the one who made the swap. I'm going to find the real thing. I have to make this right. Somehow.