The Graphics Shop

[BULUPTAX]

*Buluptax and Dirty Duck walk into an artists hovel, half finished projects strewn across the floor and the artist sat at the workbench, his head leant down on the wooden countertop, surrounded by empty mugs still filling the air with the faint scent of lemon flavoured Lemsip. The artist looks as though he could be awakened, but would you really want to?*

Roll for initiative.

Kill artist.

As you go to strangle the artist, he wakes and coughs on your party.

*contracted Flu. -12 HP, -3 Stamina, -5 Strength*

I grab one of the artist's drawings, fold it into a paper plane and try to throw it at his eye