01-09-2026, 01:59 AM
"And that's how NORAD keeps track of Santa Claus"
"I only asked you to put out the cigar"
"Cigar? Yeah, no"
"I only asked you to put out the cigar"
"Cigar? Yeah, no"
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| You had me eat gross stuff, lose an eye, kill the woman I love... You had me beaten, shot at, thrown off a bridge, stung by bees, burned, tortured, drowned, cloned, turned into a human torch, ... I'm *not* talking to you. | 2 | 40.00% | |
| "It's a long flight back to Mother Base, so it's story time again. So. There's a package delivery guy, hair like yours. He plugs a special fetus into his abdomen so he can see ghosts that - Boss? Aren't you going to listen?" | 1 | 20.00% | |
| Little did he know, the man the Boss had rescued was about to ruin the next 9 years of his life. | 2 | 40.00% | |
| Hideo was starting to think the "smoke-free" seating on Morpho wasn't actually worth the extra $5. | 0 | 0% | |
| "I solo op this whole campaign, and now I have to share my ride with this nerd?!" "Snake, that 'nerd' just S ranked your previous mission score with zero weapons in less than 8 minutes." "!" | 0 | 0% | |
| "And that's how NORAD keeps track of Santa Claus" "I only asked you to put out the cigar" "Cigar? Yeah, no" | 0 | 0% | |
| Total | 5 vote(s) | 100% | |
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