Caption Quote Contest #3

[Maxine Work]

Hello everyone, it's once again time for another Caption Quote Contest!

CQC #3's image is actually a submission from one of our members! They've challenged us to come up with a more entertaining caption than the game's real dialogue-no small feat! Thank you very much to starschwar.


Post your entries below! A poll to vote for your favourites will be posted at the end of next week! 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners will be decided once voting ends.

I look forward to reading your entries!

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I'd also like to take the time to announce the winners of CQC #2! Congratulations to Dirty Duck for placing first with 3 votes, and to starschwar for placing a close second with 2 votes.

Leaderboards:

Placement	Member	Wins	Total Votes
1st Place	Null	1	3
1st Place	Dirty Duck	1	3
2nd Place	Wayno	0	2
2nd Place	starschwar	0	2
3rd Place	black king	0	1

[starschwar]

Thank you so much for using my screenshot! I will respectfully refrain from participating in this one. But I expect some good material, folks!

[Jassassino]

Me looking at a (big) crocodile taking a bribe:

[Dirty Duck]

"The term's 'scalies', Granin"
"Scale what?"
"An offset of furries, who prefer the reptile family. If I'm being called 'Snake' anyway, why not embrace the community?"
"...I need another drink."

[Null]

Look, we’re all looking for the Crocodile that did this

[Shyne-Bryght]

"This is what ultimate stealth looks like, until you're prone in a vent shaft and need to turn around...."

[black king]

"The Major told me my mission was to kill The Boss and make it snappy"

[Maxine Work]

Last day to enter, snap up the chance before it's too late!