Organization Chat

[black king]

2026 and I’m back on the energy drinks and nicotine. Still off the weed though, I feel like that ought to come later on in the year, no use running when I’m learning to walk again after all.

Bring back the pipe for the nicotine?

[Wayno]

I remember in my early 20s I chugged three cans of Red Bull in under a few hours and when I was sat down ready to start work I could see my foot tapping away furiously and autonomously. I stopped drinking them in general not long after. I switched to caffeine tablets (which have a far higher caffeine content) and never experienced anything like what I did with Red Bull. I still wonder what the ingredient that was in it that caused that to happen because I super-abused caffeine at one point and nothing.

[Dirty Duck]

Early 20s Wayno be like

[Jassassino]

I remember in my early 20s I chugged three cans of Red Bull in under a few hours and when I was sat down ready to start work I could see my foot tapping away furiously and autonomously. I stopped drinking them in general not long after. I switched to caffeine tablets (which have a far higher caffeine content) and never experienced anything like what I did with Red Bull. I still wonder what the ingredient that was in it that caused that to happen because I super-abused caffeine  at one point and nothing.

Did you ever drink that cheap energy drink we had in the UK, Red Rooster? That reminds me so deeply of crushing those with friends like there was no tomorrow about 15 years ago. I remember a friend of mine saying "I can really feel it coursing through my veins". Those were the days.

[Jassassino]

Sorry for the double post but why does that sound like Kojima dialogue?

"Snake! Did you ever drink that cheap energy drink we had in the UK, Red Rooster? That reminds me so deeply of crushing those with friends like there was no tomorrow about 15 years ago. I remember a friend of mine saying "I can really feel it coursing through my veins". Those were the days, brother."

Perfect.

[Dirty Duck]

Sorry for the double post but why does that sound like Kojima dialogue?

"Snake! Did you ever drink that cheap energy drink we had in the UK, Red Rooster? That reminds me so deeply of crushing those with friends like there was no tomorrow about 15 years ago. I remember a friend of mine saying "I can really feel it coursing through my veins". Those were the days, brother."

Perfect.

Diet Cokeman, beverages expert

[black king]

Sorry for the double post but why does that sound like Kojima dialogue?

"Snake! Did you ever drink that cheap energy drink we had in the UK, Red Rooster? That reminds me so deeply of crushing those with friends like there was no tomorrow about 15 years ago. I remember a friend of mine saying "I can really feel it coursing through my veins". Those were the days, brother."

Perfect.

Snake: "Wouldn't know. I've never drank an energy drink."

Otacon: "Huh? You've never had an energy drink, Snake?"

Snake: "Nope."

Otacon: "Why not?"

Snake: "Energy drinks have no place on a battlefield. The chemicals inside do soldiers no favors."

Otacon: "Huh? Soldiers don't need to stay awake? Haven't you done your fair share of sneaking past sleeping guards?"

Snake: "I'm not a fan of the addictive chemicals in them. Soldiers with addictions aren't reliable."

Otacon: "But Snake, don't you smoke?"

Snake: "That's different. Cigarettes steady the hands and reveal infrared sensors. Energy drinks give you the shakes and jitters. Ever tried aiming a sniper rifle after downing a Monster?"

Otacon: "You're strange..."

[Bread]

I have 2 kids now.

Give me 5 years when they're 7 and 5 and maybe this idyllic family lifestyle will be class, but god my 2 year old is such a massive twat.

[Jassassino]

I have 2 kids now.

Give me 5 years when they're 7 and 5 and maybe this idyllic family lifestyle will be class, but god my 2 year old is such a massive twat.

Excited to send a birthday card for them your way once they reach 18 with this printed out.

[black king]

It's called the Terrible Twos for a reason.