Caption Quote Contest #10: MGS4

[Shyne-Bryght]

"The shoulder buttons have been shortened down for faster triggering, the Start button is raised to enable rapid tactical pausing.
Every button and the thumb twiddlies have been cross hatched for a steady grip and non-slip tactile feel.
The frame around the grips has been reinforced to prevent creaking and unwanted noise when things get tense.
Wireless operation and an enhanced lithium-ion power cell to handle long operations in the field.
This entire rig is custom built for top tier operation. Where'd you get something like this?"

"Temu, Snake."