5 Word Metal Gear Solid Story Game

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Didn't see anyone start this kind of game on here, so I'll start one!  

Rules are simple. We all make up a MGS related story continuing where the last post left off.  You only get 5 words per post and you can't post consecutively.  The names or code names of characters and places can count as one word if you want.  Let's go crazy with this!  

Everyone got it?!!  Ok, I'll start! 


One morning, Snake got a

[black king]

package from Amazon that had

[NateDog]

shit into by complete accident

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Disgusted by this, Snake took

[NateDog]

an even bigger shit and

[Dirty Duck]

decided to make a change

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in his life. Starting today,

[black king]

He'd go to water aerobics

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so he can strengthen his

[NateDog]

groin. Little did he know,