The Official (Unofficial) Whamageddon Competition Thread

[NateDog]

I got hit with this like 4 days ago in work. If I'm allowed to participate still I can't see me making it past December 2nd. I have no control over the work radio and the main radio station is heart 80s (unfortunately) or there's a possibility it will go to a dedicated Christmas station because they love that shit.

When I last worked in retail we had on a playlist of unofficial (and what felt like surreal) "music" that seems to be used in quite a few supermarkets here. Can't figure out if Christmas radio or that is worse. Don't think I could even decide with a gun to my head because it was utterly horrific to listen to. When the Christmas themed stuff came on at the start of November I felt even more like dropping a pallet on someone than I usually would.