17-09-2025, 08:18 AM
(16-09-2025, 06:44 PM)Dirty Duck Wrote:(12-09-2025, 01:22 PM)Dirty Duck Wrote: I picked up a pair of my trousers to put in the washbin and a snickers bar fell out of the pocket.Day after this I was in the passenger seat of a moving car when I noticed a massive spider was crawling up my arm towards my face and it kept crawling back up at high speed while I batted it away with my phone and screamed my head off and convulsed enough to hurt my elbow.
This is the greatest day of all time.
Universe evidently thought I needed humbling.
I finished a poo last night and as I stood and turned around to flush, spotted a whopper of a spider just sat behind where my foot would have been, clearly just enjoying being there during my excretions. That or it was attempting to stow itself in my trousers.
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