Organization Chat

[NateDog]

You guys heaar about those two at the Coldplay concert? I have literally everywhere I go and wondering why we're all fascinated by it.

Billionaires are assholes I guess. I hate Coldplay with a vengeance but did find it funny that Chris Martin was as on point as he possibly could be with his comment.

My perspective isn't absolute and inside I know this, but it baffles me that anyone with that much money is going to a Coldplay concert. You could afford to go to fucking space and you go to a Coldplay concert.

Also I wanted to give it a bit until I knew for certain I got the job, but after half a year of searching, ya boy is now more or less employed. I am now an apprentice private investigator. Just to cover my most frequent questions since I got the job:

1. Yes, eventually I will be carrying a gun. There's a specific PI license that I'm eligible to apply for after five years as an apprentice.
2. Yes, I will be buying a trench coat for this job
3. According to my boss, the fedora is no longer necessary for the job, so no fedora.

Congrats! Do you have a baton initially? There's a house detective where I work that I'm friendly with, I remember one day when things were relatively quiet after we had had a lot of ugly protests and he was telling me about occasions he had to get high profile people to safety through crowds. He said he naturally can't take a gun out given the reaction it can cause or the possibility of someone taking it off him so he showed me the baton. I thought it was pretty small but didn't realise it extended like those toy plastic lightsabers Hasbro make. Thought it couldn't be that powerful so he hit me with it (not that hard but enough to feel it) and I couldn't believe the force of it.