10-06-2025, 04:23 PM
Just rewatched the 1993 Jean-Claude Van Damme classic, Hard Target
Naturally the mullet of the many Snakes is still my personal favorite mullet, but man does JCVD's mullet in this one come very close. I also just love that in these 90s American action movies, they always make JCVD a Cajun guy. Because apparently a Belgian guy showing up in small town America and immediately running fades on everyone in sight just doesn't make any sense to the simple Yankee mind, there must be some kind of Americanized justification for him having the thickest European accent you have ever heard.
Naturally the mullet of the many Snakes is still my personal favorite mullet, but man does JCVD's mullet in this one come very close. I also just love that in these 90s American action movies, they always make JCVD a Cajun guy. Because apparently a Belgian guy showing up in small town America and immediately running fades on everyone in sight just doesn't make any sense to the simple Yankee mind, there must be some kind of Americanized justification for him having the thickest European accent you have ever heard.
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