04-05-2025, 02:22 AM
My apartment building's ILACKORIGINALITYASANAMERICAN room exists, which is nice, but I live in Bridgeport, Connecticut, which means some idiot dumps insane quantities of detergent into the fabric softener part of the washer tray constantly and sometimes there's unidentified fecal matter INSIDE the machine. So now the whole logistics of my apartment is fucked because I dread going down to the basement to see what fresh hell my dumb neighbor is wreaking on the building today.
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