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You had me eat gross stuff, lose an eye, kill the woman I love... You had me beaten, shot at, thrown off a bridge, stung by bees, burned, tortured, drowned, cloned, turned into a human torch, ... I'm *not* talking to you.	40.00%	2	40.00%
"It's a long flight back to Mother Base, so it's story time again. So. There's a package delivery guy, hair like yours. He plugs a special fetus into his abdomen so he can see ghosts that - Boss? Aren't you going to listen?"	20.00%	1	20.00%
Little did he know, the man the Boss had rescued was about to ruin the next 9 years of his life.	40.00%	2	40.00%
Hideo was starting to think the "smoke-free" seating on Morpho wasn't actually worth the extra $5.	0%	0	0%
"I solo op this whole campaign, and now I have to share my ride with this nerd?!" "Snake, that 'nerd' just S ranked your previous mission score with zero weapons in less than 8 minutes." "!"	0%	0	0%
"And that's how NORAD keeps track of Santa Claus" "I only asked you to put out the cigar" "Cigar? Yeah, no"	0%	0	0%
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