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MGS4: "Snake, you're amazing. I heard of an olden times tale of an adventurer who got shot with an arrow in the knee and it completely halted his missions. You've been stuck with the blunt end of a combat knife and it hasn't slowed you down one bit!"
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MGS4: Snake thought his new OctoCamo meant he could relieve himself on the battlefield without risk of being discovered...until he heard the guard say "what was that smell?!"
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MGS4:”… Otacon, I told you keeping the hair grey would help with the camouflage."
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MGS4: "Snake, do you know how much it's gonna cost to repair that statue!? ...Haha, next to nothing actually, AI and 3D printing put all the sculptors out of a job." *Snake shakes his head in disappointment*
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MGS4: My neighbour patiently waiting for me to watch the first 74 minutes of the 75-minute long MGS4 cutscene before he cuts my electricity wire (he's been doing this for the last 13 days)
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MGS4: When nature calls, but you're in your stealth suit and don't want the enemy to see your naked ass floating in the air.
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PW: “I’m not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't."
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PW: "Kaz... That day on the beach... Was what we had real?"
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PW: "No, Boss, NO! Look at me when I talk to you, look at me. Now, did you or did you not misgender Chico?"
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PW: “I think I'm gonna do it this time. I mean, why would the boss keep turning his blind side to me if he didn't want me to give him a little kiss on the cheek?"
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GB: “I just sharted. That’s when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!”
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GB: Chris Jenner: Snake, did you truly believe purple was the most appropriate color for a sneaking mission in the African jungle? Solid Snake: Well, it never prevented The Phantom to do his job. Besides, did you forget about those many berries? Those purple berries!
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Total: 5 vote(s) 100%