Nate you wanker that's my job

Congrats, Nate, on being the forums current top poster!

Should have known people on an MGS forum would have jobs like these, next Max will tell me he created a real version of Foxdie in a lab

I used to test rat sperm for a living tho. Significantly more fertile than humans fyi

Can I join the sperm race too

cum

Or in a crusty sock.

Usually dead sperm but sometimes alive and wiggling around looking in vain for an egg. Probably very confused why hes on a really hot microscope slude and not in a human body

Seman is one test we don't really do. Its rarely tested for anything that isnt paternity related. That in mind i do see sperm in urine every now and then.

cum

I got a sperm test years ago let's set up a poll comparing

MGSF Sperm races with BK doing the stat sheets of each athlete

Whoa BK can you test our semen and give us all stats about it?

But wait doesn’t DS3 have the motion functionality as well?

Semen?

I don't draw the blood, so no bruises from me! I take the blood nurses and phlebotomists draw and run the tests on it. And urine. And stool. And spinal fluid. And sputum. And...you know what you get the idea.

I remember you could use it to aim arrows in Heavenly Sword too?

The only game I remember actually having a fun/decent use for Sixaxis was one of the Ratchet & Clank games

I've been replaying MGS4 of late on and off and I always find it funny how light DS3s were