I don't know how, but that has somehow got funnier every time I've read it this evening and I didn't want it going unappreciated.
Shoutbox archive

I wielded the powers and it was glorious. They're now a core memory alongside my first kiss, seeing my football team for the first time live and the time I tore my banjo string.

We can do a Kojima and tie it into the story, he did it to Quiet after "Ahab" attacked her and that's the real reason why she breathes through her skin, the fire was a red herring