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Two murders in the space of a few hours?

Damn lmao looks like this could be a very short Battle Royale

Time of death: 04/12/2025 14:00
Cause: BBC Radio 2

Rest in peace sweet angel monkey

Not how I wanted to start my weekend.

4/11 now brutally murdered by the forces of Hell in this unholy Whamageddon.

- Walk into department store that has Christmas music playing inside and outside
- "Huh I've had to come in here 5 times this week and haven't heard it ye-"

Time of death: 22:43, Friday 5th December.

Cause of death: my girlfriend doomscrolling in bed whilst I was relaxing.

(05-12-2025, 10:44 PM)Jassassino Wrote: [ -> ]Time of death: 22:43, Friday 5th December.

Cause of death: my girlfriend doomscrolling in bed whilst I was relaxing.

Send all their presents back and just buy them some headphones

I'm still up in this ho. Watch me crank that, watch me roll (not go out in public much because it's fuckin cold)