How many consoles.devices do you own?

[SammyIsNotCool]

PS1 (2x, I have no memory of buying the second one but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work...)
PS2
PS3 Fat (2x, both broken)
PS4 (broken)
PS4 Pro
PS5
PSP (Fancy and WAY too expensive Dissidia 20th anniversary edition)
Xbox 360
Switch (No joycons)
Nintendo 3DS LL (Fancy Theatrhythm Final Fantasy Curtain Call edition) 

The only one I regularly use is the PS4 Pro. I REFUSE the PS5 out of principle because it doesn't have themes.

And...

Why the hell is half my stuff broken?!