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(17-04-2026, 12:45 PM)Jassassino Wrote: [ -> ]Coral Snake, time for you to father a fine brood of 'born in captivity' specimens

Zoologists seeing an as-yet undiscovered species captive in the forward operating base of a private military company:

Swiggity Swooty I'm donating Jehuty's Booty.

I don't know who Grant is, so I'll donate his Zebra.

Bechstein's Bat. Wonder if Bechstein and Grant are friends. Wish they'd stop leaving their animals all over the place.

I'll donate my giant anaconda. I have to warn the zookeepers that my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon...it's a weird diet.

Hello I'd like to donate my large adult hacked parrot to Pieuvre Armement

Well because Ravensword is so awesome, I've decided to help the zoo out by donating a new bus!

whisper whisper

What do you mean there's no bus?

whisper

Ah my apologies, I've been informed I'm donating Anubis and not a new bus...so we'll have to postpone the org zoo field trips for the kiddies for now.

(13-05-2026, 04:05 PM)Null Wrote: [ -> ]Hello I'd like to donate my large adult hacked parrot to Pieuvre Armement

Lappet faced vulture - face your incarceration

I'l donate a Black Stork.