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"You're that ninja"

"Alone? Are you an Otaku too?"

'You're...a man?'

"Yeah, you've got a great butt."

“Why do you live? What do you hope to accomplish by living?”

“Finally, we can leave all that crap in San Hieronymo behind…”

"I love to reload during a battle. There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long, silver bullet into a well-greased chamber."

"They fertilised an egg with one of father's cells, and then... let it divide into 8 clone babies... then they transferred the clones to someone's uterus."

"Oooooo... Huhuuhuhuh..." - Kenneth Baker

“Hand to hand, it’s the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.”